david:

By velvetrobots:

1. A lot of things about cats.
2. Cats are incredible animals that have been revered since the Egyptians.
3. It’s not that difficult to work with people with common interests.
4. Shark people can be mean, but Cat people can always keep their class intact.
5. 100,000 seconds takes a very long time.
6. 100 seconds during a war takes longer.
7. But, longest of all, is the calculation.
8. Sharks mostly emphasize how “awesome” they are because they can kill.
9. Cats mostly emphasize humor, cuteness, and cultural references. Cats are revered in human society. No one came blame us.
10. Competition is fun.

2. Ask any Egyptian.

3. The secret.

4. Above the fray.

9. Ever heard “the cat ate my homework”?

10. Cats rule!